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People, Places, Things

People take pictures of each other, just to prove they existed.
People take pictures of the summer just in case someone thought they had missed it.
(And to prove that it really existed.) – The Kinks

They're grrrrreat!

I've written many great marketing campaigns. This isn't one of them.

Bah duh bah bah bah... I'm litterin'.

I call this pigeon "Jenny." She's from the block.

Bah duh bah bah bah. I'm litterin'.

Bah duh bah bah bah, I'm litterin'.

The sidewalks have developed human emotions, and they're communicating via emoji.

I don't understand why Chicago didn't get the 2016 Olympics. Our water is just as polluted as Brazil's.

"Some sidewalks are bigger than others." --The Smiths

Message in a beer bottle

This cat got Trumped!

Found a great deal on a sidewalk

One of these is not like the others

The itsy-bitsy spider

Let's stick together

If you were interested in this driveway, I'm sorry. You're too late.

This is how cups of syrup greet each other in Latin America and parts of Europe.

This sidewalk has a name-o.

Pants on the ground

If you see something, say something.

This lamppost is half full

Money might not grow on trees, but there's a lottery ticket garden near my house.

These flowers are a mess

Man (at work) down

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